1. Fifteen single socks belonging to one boy after you have scoured his drawer, his laundry and his room is what is contributing to your current disheveled state, lack of time and future dementia. 
2. Looking at this sweet face helps lessen the stress and frustration with number 1.
(Look! I have teeth!)
3. Go ahead and accept that your dreams of having a baby who will be content to sit and play, after Alaina crawled at six months and has never sat a day in her life, are dashed. Yes, your 5 1/2 month old is already up on all fours rocking back and forth.
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